There is nothing more fun for me than to than watching a pissed off Victoria Lord and Queen Victoria was plenty pissed off today. She’s furious at Clint for kissing her and saying that it may never have happened if Kim, his ex-wife, “the exotic dancer”, had not blown him off. Viki left the house in a huff, taking her attitude to the Buenos Dias Diner wjere she poured her heart out to Noelle. (Where the hell is Dorian when I need her?)
In the meantime, Poor obtuse Clint remained in the dark until Nigel stopped mourning the loss of his favorite soap opera to enlighten Clint about the error of his ways.
Once Viki returned home, she told Clint where he could stick his lips the next time he gets the urge to place them on her lips. (Well, not in those exact words, but that’s what she meant.) It was either that or “Frankly my Dear, I don’t give a damn!”
Rex found out from Kim that Stacy had plastic surgery so that she could trade places with Gigi in order to be with him. The idea of that would turn any man into a bug-eyed fool.
Gigi continued to have déjà vu moments while Cutter explained them away. After their excursion to Rio these two broke-asses decided that they need jobs. Gigi remembered enough about waitressing to land a job at The Bon Jour Cafe, and Cutter was hired as a dishwasher.
Jack Manning is responsible for somebody dying, but since it was just crazy Stacy, maybe he gets a free pass. In fact, maybe the mayor with give him the key to the city for saving Gigi’s life. He’s also added arson to his repertoire. Maybe he’ll receive a commendation for doing such a thorough job, clearing the building and setting such an efficient fire, affording the firemen the opportunity to get some well needed practice. In the meantime, Jack made his first date.
Over on the other side of town, Pimp-Daddy, Shane convinced Jack’s date to get a confession from him on tape.
