It's a starry night in Llanview Pennsylvania as it is as well in Paris Texas.
In Llanview:
The doorbell rings; a man opens the door.
To his shock he comes face to face with his ex-wife, the "exotic" dancer. She gives him a piece of her mind; he returns the favor, only to realize that they have been set up by the "exotic" dancer's brother. (Cue the music)
Elsewhere in Llanview picture a living room and a sofa, draped by a man and a woman as they are wrapped in each others arms. Suddenly, out of nowhere, an interloper appears. She speaks and the peace is broken.
Meanwhile in Paris Texas, that no good brother of the "exotic" dancer is doing some quick stepping to get himself and the woman the "exotic" dancer thinks is her best friend out of town because she is not really the "exotic" dancer's best friend; she is actually Gigi, the woman who the "exotic" dancer wanted to trade places with.
In the meantime, Gigi spies on Rex and Viki while they both reminisce about the Bon Jour Cafe and Gigi, the problem is that Gigi doesn't know that she's Gigi.
Meanwhile Llanview's Grand Dame of Society, sheds her red tailored suit for a waitress uniform, which incidentally has her name on it. She smiles and prepares to receive her first order, the patron lowers his news paper, shocking the hell out of the staid, Grand Dame when she realizes that it's her ex-husband, Charlie, the ex-drunk.
Back in Llanview the Save Our Story Movement lives! Roxy is keeping it going as she fills her cohorts in on the trials and tribulations of Johnny and Natty.
In the meantime, Johnny and Natty continue to act like shy 12 year olds around each other while baby Liam (who has more sense than the both of them) munches on stale beer nuts Johnny found under his bed.
At nights end, the peace is restored once the interloper is banished to La Rape Haus.
and
All Is Well That Ends Well On This Starry Night in the town of Llanview, at a place known as La Boulaie.
To be continued...













