Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Final Days Part 16 ~ Lemon Pie In My Eye, I Wish!

After yesterday's special episode, it's back to business as usual. So,What's different?  Not much. Tuesday's episode (the regular show) had a woman in drag, Delfina became Delbert Fina.

Delbert is the pie judge and Rex thinks he knows him from somewhere.  Del assured him that he does not, but if you've watched this drek for the past 3 or 4 years, you will remember that Rex and Gigi traveled back to the future, from Llanview Pennsylvania (2008) to Somewhere in Texas (1968) where they were met and guided by Delbert, who ultimately aided their return from Texas,1968 back to Llanview, 2008. 

See, Rex and Gigi are not just "a super couple", they are a super-duper, super natural couple, so they needed a super natural being to get them back together, Delfina, the psychic phenom/Delbert the pie eating fool. 


There were gratuitous shirtless scenes.


In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya Ron Carlivati, "Let us go back to the beginning."

It's the day of the big Pie Eating Contest in Paris Texas. 

All of Ron's characters from his original story were gathered at the Bon Jour Cafe where Moe and Noelle try to talk some sense into Viki's silly little head and send her packing, back to Clint, where she belongs, but not until the winner of the pie eating contest was announced.  Without suspense of fanfare, Noelle was awarded the blue ribbon for the best pie, which she promptly gave to Shane in honor of his not dead mother. 

Speaking of Shane and his not dead mother, his plan to get Jack Manning to admit his part in Shane's not dead mother is in full swing as his flunky, Neela tapes Jack's confession of his wrong-doing.

Looks like Shane will get the ammunition he needs to nail Jack, but in the meantime, Jack attempsts to nail Neela.


BTW - Jack's father, fomerly known as "Scarface" thinks that Jack has great taste in women.


Why is it that any man who is in ten feet of Tea Delgado becomes a sanctimonious prig?  John McBain is just that, a sanctimonious prig who vomits in his mouth a little when he's around a would be criminal.  It's funny that he didn't vomit a little in his mouth when he realized that Tea's husband, aided the woman who tossed the love of his life off of the roof of a building, murdered a doctor, hid that woman while she was in the possession of his kidnapped son, and got that woman out of the country to evade justice all together.  If that didn't make him vomit in his mouth a little, how about the fact that Tea's husband had proof for months that Liam was John's son?



Viki makes it back home to Llanfair from Paris Texas in all of five minutes, but not before Kim makes her move on Clint.

And finally, the stars alligned themselves and Rex and Gigi came face to face at the Bon Jour Cafe where there love afair was rekindled.